do you ever get so obsessed with a game that you start playing it in your head before you sleep
my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.
"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."
The Abracadabra rose is a hybrid with maroon and soft yellow coloring, with no two blooms looking the same. It originated in Germany as a variation of the Hocus Pocus rose, which is mostly maroon with flecks of yellow.
Never rebloged faster
Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket
Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school
So i was speaking to my sister and she told me to draw a reverse centaur and this is what i pictured but i don’t think she pictured this
You find, after a journey, that are not the person you used to be.
i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me